Indestructible Cream

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If you've read the instructions you have probably noticed that I've added some warnings about keeping the cream away from heat. But the truth is, heat will not destroy the cream. It will only melt it and turn it into a liquid. If that ever happens then all you have to do is put the cream in your refrigerator for a few hours, overnight if necessary. The cold will turn it back into a more solid form. If it is too stiff then just stir it up.

Also, the instructions claim that it will be good for up to one year. But last week I found a jar which I had lost. It was well over 2 years old and it was still good! With that said, guys please don't test the expiration date